With that background on SLAPP lawsuits in mind, I come now to today's topic, the Thomas Cooley Law School. A private law school based out of Michigan, with four Michigan campuses and a new one in Tampa, Florida, the Cooley Law School is the largest law school in the country with 3,129 part-time and 535 full-time students. It also tends to rank near the bottom of most law school rankings. With tuition over $34,000 a year, students of the law school often graduate with law school student loan debt in excess of $100,000.
|Thomas Cooley Law School|
Law students graduating today are finding a job market saturated with newly-sworn in attorneys looking for legal work. Even students from the top law schools and top students from the average-ranked law schools find themselves struggling to find a place in the legal job market. For so-called fourth (bottom) tier schools like Cooley, it is extremely difficult to find work as an attorney.
Law schools have been accused of publishing bogus employment statistics to entice students into law school. Unemployed lawyers claiming to have been misled, quite often turn on their schools criticizing them via the Internet. No law school gets more public criticism in this new media than the Thomas Cooley Law School. Cooley has decided to fight back by filing defamation lawsuits to pull critics into court. The Examiner reports on one such lawsuit:
What can we say about a law school, whose purpose is to train future lawyers, that doesn't believe in the fundamental right of freedom of speech under the First Amendment?
Such is the case with the Thomas M. Cooley Law School, which is suing a blogger critical of it under a frivolous claim of defamation, which can best be described as a Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation (SLAPP) suit intended to intimidate free speech. The blogger, who uses the name Rockstar05, is a former Cooley student now attending another law school. His blog, the Thomas M. Cooley Law Scam, which contains numerous links to factual material, along with the blogger's personal experiences, opinions and biting commentary, can be found at http://thomas-cooley-law-school-scam.weebly.com/
Rockstar05, who feels Cooley is unethical and lacks any sense of institutional integrity, is highly critical of Cooley's absurd claim to being the nation's second best law school after Harvard. He points out that of 193 American law schools, Cooley ranks 160th in the first time bar exam pass rate of its graduates, even after the bottom 25 percent of first year students are flunked out; 181st in graduate employment rate; and 190th in student-faculty ratio. But in its self-ranking, Cooley uses a number of strange criteria, such as library seating capacity.
As it is, there is a glut of lawyers, with only 27,500 jobs for 44,000 graduates in 2009, for example, and law schools rake in millions of dollars in federal guaranteed student loans. Cooley, with a main campus in Lansing and satellite campuses in Auburn Hills, Ann Arbor, Grand Rapids and Riverview, FL, is the country's largest law school, with 3,129 part-time and 535 full-time students.Paul Campos, a law professor at the University of Colorado and frequent criticism of law schools misleading potential students about employment in the legal profession, writes this year about getting a subpoena from Cooley's lawyers which then leads to this criticism of the Cooley Law School:
|Prof. Paul Campos|
I haven't warned people about the dangers of enrolling at Cooley for the same reason it would be a waste of time to warn a parent that it's a bad idea to hand a 15-year-old boy a bottle of Jack Daniel's and the keys to a new sports car. Some things are so obvious that it's pointless to belabor them.
Nevertheless, there is something potentially useful about reviewing Cooley's employment stats at the level of detail that is now available through the efforts of people such as Law School Transparency, in something of the same way it's useful to show 15-year-olds gruesome films of alcohol-related car crashes. In that spirit, let's compare Cooley's stats to, say, Stanford's, on the working assumption that the outcomes SLS graduates obtain are the kinds of things people borrow $115,364 (this was the average law school debt taken on by 2011 Cooley grads) in high-interest non-dischargeable loans in order to be able to do.
Graduating class of 2010:
Percentage of graduates who obtained jobs with law firms of more than 25 attorneys:
Percentage who obtained federal clerkships:
Percentage who were unemployed nine months after graduation, or whose employment status was unknown:
Percentage who were employed and reported a salary:
And so on.
One of many useful things law schools tend to fail to teach their students is that lawsuits are often filed for reasons that have nothing to do with actual legal rights and wrongs. A classic example is a strategic lawsuit against public participation (SLAPP). The point of a SLAPP suit is not to litigate valid legal claims but rather to censor critics, through legal intimidation.
It is something of an irony that the first exposure many current law students and people considering going to law school will get to how a SLAPP suit works is being provided by the suit Cooley has filed against the attorneys representing former students suing the school, and the even more preposterous suit the school brought against four scam bloggers.
For instance the law school is suing "Rockstar5" for defamation and wrongful interference with its business relations. As a strictly legal matter, the complaint against Rockstar5 is very weak. For example, it claims the author is defaming Cooley and its representatives by calling them "criminals." The specific passage in which that word appears criticizes the school for admitting people who shouldn't be in law school, and allowing them to spend $50,000 per year in tuition and living expenses, even though such people "don't have a shot in hell of practicing law." The author then says, "Congrats you criminals, you have accomplished robbery!"
You don't have to be a lawyer to realize the author is not literally accusing Cooley's administration of robbery, but rather is employing a metaphor to state his opinion regarding what he considers the ethically dubious character of Cooley's business model. Indeed with trivial exceptions, almost everything in the post is either a matter of undisputed fact or the statement of an opinion-neither of which can form the basis for a valid defamation suit. But SLAPP suits have little to do with legal rules, and everything to do with the economic rule that rich and powerful institutions can employ the legal process to crush dissent, by burying critics in a blizzard of litigation expenses.
Cooley's real problem has nothing to do with supposed defamatory claims on what, until it filed this suit, was a profoundly obscure blog, and everything to do with what has been dubbed the the Streisand Effect. The Streisand Effect got its name from an ill-fated lawsuit brought by the famous singer against a photographer who published a photograph of her Malibu house on the Internet. Streisand's suit backfired when publicity regarding it led to the photograph being viewed by hundreds of thousands of web surfers.
Cooley is getting more on-line publicity than ever these days, such as for example this blog post, pointing out that the school's founder, "Professor Emeritus" Thomas E. Brennan was paid more than one million dollars between 2007-08 and 2009-10 for what even the school characterizes as less than ten hours per week of "work." Brennan's days seem to be in significant part filled by authoring a blog chock full of classic cranky old man rantings about, among other things, how The Gay is destroying the nation's moral fiber, while being paid more than $700 per hour (this assumes a 52-week work year) to compile "Judging the Law Schools," Cooley's very own ranking system, which in its 2010 edition is gracious enough to allow Harvard to deny Cooley the honor of being ranked the top law school in America (global and inter-galactic rankings are not yet available).