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| Mr. Frank Straub |
Media sources are reporting that Frank Straub will be named Police Chief of Spokane, Washington this afternoon. Straub, who has no experience working as a police officer, will assume the position after the Indianapolis City-County Council failed to confirm his appointment to another annual term as public safety director.
In a related story, Spokane Mayor David Condon announced that "Google" would finally be installed on the city's computers next week. Mayor Condon said, "This is great news. Now we can research city job applicants and determine if they have something in their background we should be concerned about."
5 comments:
That was hilarious!
True is stranger than fiction. Or, you're writing for The Onion now.
Haha! Good one.
Hey, when the ball is sitting on a tee, it's easy to hit it out of the park.
He must interview well, Paul.
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