The Indianapolis Colts announced they have started the "Horseshoe Club." According to the Colts, these are the "exclusive opportunities and experiences" that you receive in return for a 3 year membership, starting with the 2009-2010 season:
Gold Membership
Pre-game field visit
VIP pre-game tailgate party
Private practice viewing
Name on Colts Video Boards
Club Lounge passes
Kick-off Luncheon invitation
PRICE: $2,500
Silver Membership
Pre-game field visit
VIP pre-game tailgate party
Private practice viewing
Name on Colts Video Boards
PRICE: $2,000
Bronze Membership
Pre-game field visit
VIP pre-game tailgate party
Name on Colts Video Boards
PRICE: $1,500
Of course, tickets are not included.
You have to hand it to Jim Irsay and the Colts organization. They are always looking for ways to make enjoying the Colts more affordable for middle class Americans, especially during hard economic times like these.
You know, now that I think about it, the Horseshoe Club is awfully close to the Horsesh** Club.
3 comments:
The Colts are a mediocre-to-bad team that has enjoyed some utterly inexplicable wins this year.
They could very well be a 6 win team, next season.
When this current group of players can no longer post the wins, look for the new hideous stadium to be 1/2 full.
Blackouts are just around the corner.
Don't worry about the Colts. This place has an inferiority complex that will cause them to give whatever the Colts want, just so Indy can appear to be a legitimate city.
Anon, I think the Colts are better than that. I do think though that just beneath the surface of their success is considerable resentment against the team for its fleecing of taxpayers. The minute that winning stops, that ill will is going to rise to the surface. Mark my words.
This one made me laugh!
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